Written by Greg Daniels. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Peter creates a comic for the Quahog newspaper, but its misogynistic humor angers local women. At first they get along well, but … Apparently, the script won over U2, who told MTV News last fall that they are big fans of the show. The Greek poet Homer is credited with being the first to write down the epic stories of 'The Iliad' and 'The Odyssey,' and the impact of his tales continues to reverberate through Western culture. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Near Dark. Finally, the Near Dark script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Kathryn Bigelow vampire movie. ; Recycled Script: According to the writers on the DVD Commentary, this episode is pretty much the season seven episode "Homerpalooza", only it's Homer becoming a boxer rather than a music festival freak. "It's great," U2 guitarist the Edge told MTV News' Chris Connelly at the time. Synopsis: Based on Homer's "Iliad," this epic portrays the battle between the ancient kingdoms of Troy and Sparta. he yells, then runs back down the hall, panting. Bart: I know of them. Printed in Venice in 1504, this particular copy survived a number of later collectors and annotators (including one whose notes were taken in a script that remains unknown) but remains in fairly good condition. The following is a transcript for the episode "Good Sports".Script [At Loud House the in snowy weather, Lynn is on top of the staircase.] Synopsis: World War II drama where the action centers around a single maneuver by a squad of GIs in retaliation against the force of the German Siegfried line. Voila! When an attempt to clear it fails, the Griffin family flees Quahog to escape their ire. They're raiding the mall and sucking up innocent citizens! Voila! Unlike its rival Kickstarter, Indiegogo allows filmmakers to … The “Mary/Homer” filmmakers aim to raise $30,000 before Jan. 2 and so far, they’ve received $2,570. Long division? The version he had received was apparently not the actual script — and he refused to do anything other than the script he'd been given. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of October Sky. Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe, I'm Leonard Nimoy. [7] A lot of the stuff involving Homer fighting hobos was pitched by John Swartzwelder. The Simpsons 9F04 - Treehouse of Horror III Episode Script. Next, we see a shot of Homer, Race, and Buzz, all wearing their space suits, striding towards us down a hall. He says part of his job is to keep students on task. Homer: I kill me. To repeat, the so-called “eccentric” Homeric papyri of the pre-Aristarchean period tend to fall within the range of 1000 / 2000 lines, without regard for divisions into twenty-four units: “these early Ptolemaic papyri of Homer ... show no explicit signs of the division into ‘books’ designated by letters of the alphabet.” {183|184} This preference for 1000 / 2000 line-groupings, Van Sickle … I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Hank Scorpio: Homer, on your way out if you want to kill somebody it would help me a lot. Recycled Animation: Animation for an "aborted" 1992 Couch Gag was reworked from a Season 8 Couch Gag appearing in both "The Homer They Fall" and "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment". After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Their car is stolen, leaving them stranded outside Springfield.At the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer Simpson introduces himself and takes them to the Springfield Police Department, where they are turned … Homer looks up at it with awe, and becomes frightened. "The Last Temptation of Homer" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season. About the Show. Homer: Now son, they do a lot of quality programming, too. A rippling prelude— HOMER They always seem to be around when you take a whiz in the fountain! The guard is then sucked in to the ship. Homer scripts his whole class to ensure that each class is productive. A herald placed an ornate lyre in Phemius’ hands, the bard who always performed among them there; they forced the man to sing. The episode was written by Jonathan Collier, who is a huge boxing fan. Ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Man! They reached out for the good things that lay at hand, and when they’d put aside desire for food and drink the suitors set their minds on other pleasures, song and dancing, all that crowns a feast. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. The Homer They Fall There is a great heap of dead men's bones on the far side of the island with the flesh still rotting off them. The Simpsons is a long-running, award-winning animated comedy about the Simpson family in Springfield. He organizes the content, develops the sequence of questions, and anticipates the answers. BART: Dad, look! Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Lynn: "Who's ready for some football?! "Noooo!" While most of the men withdraw from their positions facing a German pillbox at the far side of a mine-field, half a … The blast knocks Homer backwards off his chair. Stetson University is a nationally ranked university founded in 1883, with four colleges and schools located across central Florida. ; What Could Have Been: The real … They tempt all to eat of their lotus plant, so delicious that the unwary sailor will crave more and more until they fall asleep, at which time the Sirens rip them to pieces for sport. And his eighth, a 92.1-mph fastball to Rougned Odor, was crushed 434 feet to right field for a two-run homer. Italy or France? LISA It blew up the bridge! Nobody ever says Italy. The Simpsons exploded into a cultural phenomenon in 1990, and has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative global entertainment franchises. "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire": Also known as "The Simpsons Christmas Special", Homer discovers he won't be getting a Christmas bonus and so the family won't have any money for Christmas. In the episode, Mr. Burns reunites with his long-lost son Larry. "'The Simpsons" do a great deal of parodying, whether it's a complete script or a number here or there," Pioreck says. [8] Lucius Sweet is a parody of Don King, … Edited for Syndication: In some FXX reruns when the credits play, the song "Luckiest People", is replaced with the credits theme. Marge mentions how she and Homer had chemistry on-screen which obviously was helped by them being married in real life. The rocket climbs up and up, towards the comet... and passes right in front of it, down, and destroys the bridge. First aired Feb 10, 1994. The Simpsons 3F23 - You Only Move Twice Episode Script. [After a short pause, they both burst into laughter.] The best Simpsons episodes are usually from the same couple of seasons, and there's a reason for that. This copy of the first Aldine edition of Homer is a testament to the Aldine mission as a whole. Stop! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 17, 1996. They approach the shuttle in which they'll be flying. The citizens of Springfield all do the collar-pull thing. Plot. Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what’s your least favorite country? Script. While visiting Spartan King Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson), Trojan prince Paris (Orlando Bloom) falls for Menelaus' wife, Helen (Diane Kruger), and takes her back to Troy. Good night. (Also: Kyle Fowle and “The Homer They Fall.”) Reese joins a group of weary GIs unexpectedly ordered back into the line when on their way to a rest area. 3. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on December 9, 1993. GUARD: Stop! "Burns, Baby Burns" is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. . Episode 1F10, Season 5. Homer: France. He loses his nerve and calls Marge. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. marks an episode with not enough content. HOMER: See! “The … Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. We're doomed! His students commented on how clear his expectations are and how important they are to gauge progress. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are instantly identifiable around the world. script. Homer sums up the feelings of the entire Denver-Boulder region from 1960 to 1997: “Aw, the Denver Broncos!” Next week: The ruiner of events worldwide—title fights, the Super Bowl, and the Nixon funeral. Dad, they're firing the rocket! "[Lynn charges down the stairs, Leni, Lola, & Luna are on the couch, but dive behind it when they … Do you know the multiplication tables? Homer and Mindy find themselves attracted to each other after bonding over their shared interests of beer, donuts and television. HOMER All right! At said fountain, an alien begins to pee in the fountain whilst whisling, when a guard walks over. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. HOMER: Where is mall security? Hank Scorpio: Heh heh. In the episode, a female employee named Mindy is hired at the nuclear power plant. "I … Finally, the October Sky script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Cooper movie. [6] Knowing that the people on the internet would "give them grief", the writers went to a lot of effort to explain how Homer would be able to challenge for the Heavyweight Title. 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