Or, in general. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. All rights reserved. Say it. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. What on earth motivated this tirade? In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." What’s that? I just blow all your fuckin brains out. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. I broke the mic stand. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. So anyways back to the joke. All rights reserved. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. Your email address will not be published. Roll down the windows. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Look at this. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … You can all lick my fucking red nuts. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. Alright listen I’m out of time. Huh? I wanna thank you guys for having me. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. You are this high above New Orleans. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. He’s not here. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast Michael Tanenbaum I hope that happens to you. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. What do you think about that? Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. Fun isn’t it. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Go fuck yourselves. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Dude I think he can win! Dave Chappelle. We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Play the fucking records. I should get fucking paid right now people. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. Fuck all of you. Clown shoes. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. That’s the first time I said cunt. ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. This doesn’t change anything. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. PODCAST PRODUCER. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. You don’t know who the fuck he is. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Bunch of fucking losers. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. I’m fuckin standing here. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Have a good night. That’s what I do. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Oh suck a dick. No one gives a shit. I got 4 minutes left. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. Fucking goddamn losers. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. He decided to … The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. Does it really have to come to this people? Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Sir why are you screaming? What else what else. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. I hate this fuckin city. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Absolute fucking clown shoes. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". All rights reserved. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. What’s that sir? You bunch of fuckin cocks. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Bunch of goddamn pansies. That’s a fucking record. The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. I hope you go 0-15. Bunch of racist fucking morons. It’s great. Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK I got one first. Just one after another. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? 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Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. "I wasn't a professional. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. Burr, who's since gone on to produce the animated Netflix hit "F is For Family," recently joined Bert Kreischer Bertcast to explain his behavior on that fateful day. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Fucking Rocky is your hero. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. Required fields are marked *. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. 2 to the back of the head. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Andrew Themeles. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Goddamn lawn seats. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. If you are interested in any of the other dates, we have them, including Bill Burr Pennsylvania dates as well. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. Design and development by Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. It returned in the summer of 2007. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. What do you want? What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. You won one fucking world series since 1880. 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