The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. All for the little ones' Christmas joys. I said go away! He might come to your town. Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] That's where cute little old Me lay down My sweet head. It just doesn't seem right without him. Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! Source: Comedy Central/caps by me. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” (Columbia). I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. Now I also understand that you're Jewish. [Present-day Cartman rips into more presents at home] [the club claps enthusiastically. [In India, next to a swami sitting on a bed of nails] And if ya don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls. she's a stupid bitch! You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. [craps]. And let- [walks to the boys] Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. Shintoist!, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. [takes it and walks up to the camera. I'm sorry. Happy golden days, of yore. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! And finally it does.. [Timmy closes the door and clears his throat], [Mr. Hankey now leads them] Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, When Christmas leaves; he must leave too. Oh-kay! After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. A lonely Jew S3 • E5. Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. But now, for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! 21:58. And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, Clips of Wendy, Sheila, the Mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Liane follow.] If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. snow.]. Uh. Demons hover around Satan]. It's not fair! I've been waiting for some we... O-ho. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight. And a Happy New Year! One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. Howdy, folks. [wraps a few people in Christmas lights] "Merry Fucking Christmas" • On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say, Wha-what is this about Christmas Poo, dude? Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! keeping watch over their flocks by night. Do the other kids make fun of ya? Christmas is here. [Mr. Hankey hops on and waves good-bye. Pretty song they'll all retire Hey Cartman. Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat. Come on, gang, don't fight. he might come to your town. You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. Ding- Can you hear them?Ding- Can you hear them? Sleep in heavenly peace. Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. We wish you a Merry Christmas Kyle's mom is a bitch, We wish you a Merry Christmas Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song, bud. I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. And you sing this song: [begins to dance] What kind of sick weirdo are you? I'm a Jew On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] Are there any other suggestions? Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is episode 15 of season 3 of South Park. [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. "O Holy Night" • -was in those ships all three [two of the damned stand up and dance] [gets some applause] Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemick's. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. Shut up, TUUUURDS! [a volcano behind the store erupts] [sticks a candy cane in the man's house] he can be brown or greenish-brown I'd say my Christmas special is going super-fantastic. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was written and directed by Parker and Stone, and first aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 17, 1997. Full Ep. You know something, Kyle? That Santa passes over my house every year? Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! It's Christmastime in Hell!!! O night (O night) ...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude. Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. Learn, [hushed]] that's why they're lame. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. Okay, children, let's take our seats. I'm gonna love you right South Park. I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. [a boy has made a Hankeyman and added smudges of real poo], He loves me, I love you. 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. You see, Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we-we create friends, Okay-in our minds, Okay? Ah... that's-. if there ever was a bitch, Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow. [Mr. Hat claps] Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! You'll know our people always win. added by jlhfan624. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. This is horrible! I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. 18 Songs. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] Come on, dance! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. [moves to block Kyle from view. sometimes he's corny [she shows the next drawing]. But for just one day all is well. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the chuckle get louder] "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" • Now, you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people. You're gonna catch a cold. Who wouldn't go? It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey! Courtney Cox, I love you. You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! I saw three ships come sailing in Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. Yeah. We're gonna make some revelry! Oh, how precious! [gets some applause and sings upbeat] O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • Woohoo! [at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman takes the gifts meant for Jesus] Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. "Christmas Time in Hell" • I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Oh wait wait wait. Come on, seriously? This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? [Little Hitler looks at trees, and has visions of marching soldiers. Who wouldn't go? [The Star of the Nativity appears, then the Three Wise Men] South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. The lights are turned way down low, so Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Hey come on guys. Let earth receive Me! I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas! Full Ep. [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: [passes out wreaths] [shows the picture], [slowing, takes away the set] Wake his mother and ring the bell. Gather close together and make it quick! I'll try to make it spin. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch", in D minor. But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's freakin' gay. Listen to all songs in high quality & download Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics songs on Gaana.com Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. [Formal Cartman] The night It fell; I'll try again. We wish you a Merry Christmas My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity Details File Size: 4265KB Duration: 2.400 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:42:00 AM [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. Details File Size: 3314KB Duration: 3.000 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:48:05 AM Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! "O Tannenbaum" • To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. Here we are as in olden days, Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. [pops out from behind the bushes] That isn't all, Mayor! Say, that sounds like a swell idea. On Christmas Day, in the morning. Preview, buy and download high-quality MP3 downloads of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park from zdigital Australia - We have over 19 million high quality tracks in our store. [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. I learned that Jewish people are okay. Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. [Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) Gosh! Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... Mr. Hankey • You guys! he loves me and I love y-. May your heart be light Ho ho ho! It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. Are we ready? We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. [Kyle stops and stares at Gerald] Okay, Jesus. O night (O o-night) [loads them up on his camel, with other presents] Then on Sunday, just to be different, [gives the dreidel to Ike. The snow is falling, and all is well. Anchorman. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. Screw this, I'm goin home! Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. I wish Kyle was here. If the Fates allow. And he won't drop off and so you ...shake your ass around Trey Parker, Matt Stone ‎– Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Label: Columbia ‎– 496664 2, American Recordings ‎– 496664 2 On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! If you remove Christ, you. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch [the damned form circles around two trees. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. 1 – Early ’50s recording by Cowboy Timmy – Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 2 – Mr. Garrison The 3rd Grade Teacher – Merry F__king Christmas 3 – Eric Cartman – O Holy Night 4 – Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children’s Choir – Dead Dead Dead 5 – Mr. Mackey The School Counselor – Carol of the Bells This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Wait! Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. [hops out of the bowl] [pulls down a chart showing India's demerits.] for born unto you this day in the city of Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? Directed by Trey Parker. I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. Watch Random Episode. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. HOWDY HO! He loves me. Mr. Hankey • I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log [silence] [The boys cover their mouths. But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. I told you to shut up! I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] I'm a Jew M'kay? Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. You smell an awful lot like flowers. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" South Park episode: Episode no. On Christmas Day, in the morning. On Christmas Day, in the morning? [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. 'Cause. Up on the housetop reindeer pause You know, I learned something today. [little Hitler beans a Jewish boy down with a snowball] Ho ho ho! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. [returns to the stage] Well, since I've no place to go. In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! sing a song, stroll the choir Released by Columbia Records in … As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] Sharon hugs and kisses Stan, JFK and Hitler approach the fireplace and embrace]. Kyle moves to the other side of the screen to be seen. Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. They wave good-bye back] [back at the piano] -us all rejoice, amain, Di-viiine! Ch. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate. On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [picks it up] This is called a dreidel. Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday! O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning And hear (Can't you hear) Hey! He can be brown or greenish brown [Mailman holds two sheets of construction paper]. Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? But let's not forget that for some people Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 [throws some straw on the musicians] There is no holiday season in India, I've heard. Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! Available with an Apple Music subscription. [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Well, oh boy, that was a super song! [normal. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, [tosses the picture away] Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the boys burst our laughing] We'll see you later, Kyle. [more applause]. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. It's Christmastime in Hell. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Mailman • Mailman and Kids|[Mailman leads them] He's a piece of poo! The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. Yeah? Oh dude! screencap. The school play is doing a Nativity scene! Was it the pagan remark? Flush him down, but he's ne-ver gone! on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch "Christmas Medley" • [hops into a mining car and moves. Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. Try it free. Stan and Kyle decorate the chandelier] 12/01/1999. It was sure nice hangin' out with y'all again. I always believed in you! [Formal Cartman before a starry sky] ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Bring me lots of presents! Dance, damn you!! And won't fall in the toilet No. Faithful friends who are dear to us String up the lights and light up the tree. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell [Mao is making a snow angel]. Howdy-ho, folks. I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay. Addeddate 2013-11-25 00:57:16 Album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Artist Various Artists External-identifier urn:mb_releasegroup_id:f76ab738-b4ed-34d6-985a-63c64a1b65bc Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin S4 • E1. [Present-day Cartman tosses in bed, which is covered in candy canes] Stream songs including "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", "Merry F**king Christmas" and more. Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this'll be the most non-offensive Christmas ever - to any religious or minority group of any kind. [sway together] Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000. So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. But I'm Hebrew The stars in the sky (Santa: Ooooo), Cute little eight-pound me (Santa: Oo-oo). …nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. Jesus points back, and Santa holds up a thumb], Have yourself a merry little Christmas And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. Album duration is 36m 34s. Stick me in your mouth and try to say, [opens the door] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Uh, Kyle? Tweek Vs. Craig. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • Gosh, you're looking swell. The whole town is about to. The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. [the boys embrace shoulders and stand united] mr. hankey's christmas classics. goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Watching. Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. Mr. Hankey. Folks'll gather round the fire On Christmas Day, in the morning. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. On, on they send, on without end,Their joyful tone to every home, Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay.". An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. "I Saw Three Ships" • [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] [In the Middle East] Kyle stifles his laughing] Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. "Christmas Lovin'" • Perhaps we need a. I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. And silence your nights. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. she's a big fat bitch, Well shucks. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? Create & stream a free custom radio station based on the album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on iHeartRadio! Down through the chimney with lots of toys It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas To drop them off on Christmas Day He salutes.] 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Two demons man the front car] Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, 21:59. [a kid holds up a Hankey X-ray] He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause. We gotta make room for Andy Dick. O Holy Night, the- something, something, dis-- aah. And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Therefore, vicariously he loves you It's true. [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] Mr. Hankey Construction Set • Out jumps good old... me. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. Golly, that sure was fun. You boys are all playing dreidel. Sheila, let me handle this. And... My father said you aren't real. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • [Kyle lifts Mr. Hankey up to do this. It's... [three demons dress Satan in a green cape and Santa cap], Christmastime... [demons carry Christmas ornaments], Christmastime... [other fly up with angel wings], Christmastime... [others dance around a burning tree], Christmastime... [Satan on the stage. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. Holy Me, so tender and mild. Gather near to us once more. They go back and forth like this for a while] Season 3 Episode 15: Directed by: Trey Parker: Written by: Trey Parker: Production code: 315: Original air … [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. "Carol of the Bells" • This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday [removes the veils of two women] Oh my lord, Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric? On Christ-maas. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, Away in the manger, no crib for My bed she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. 3x15. So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea? He doesn't care what faith you are. And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, O night, di-vine! If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. It's, There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] This should be great! And what was in those ships, all three? Free shipping for many products! No! [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] [Santa lands with reindeer]. Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! he loves me and I love you God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. A lonely Jew To rule in Hell forevermore. Keep spinning: Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. Is that right, Kyle? Oh! Santa Claus is on his way [spins herself] On December 25th all they do is eat a cake. It is located here! The surest shot at a holiday burnout antidote should be ”South Park” spin-off ”>Mr. Show More. 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